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You know you’re nailing an interview when you hit pause to pound a miniature bottle of champagne and the camera stays right with you.
“Ole Miss is the most fun school you’ll ever go to. And when you go to a college, you’re gonna make the grades blah blah blah, as long as you get a two-oh….Ole Miss, we may all be…have lower IQs…I have a higher IQ than most these people, but…well no that’s a lie but…we have fun, and we don’t ever miss a party.”
Did drunk brunette girl just shut down the entire Ole Miss marketing department with this flawless sales pitch? Do you want to go to Vanderbilt with a bunch of nerds and actually learn some shit, or do you want to go to Ole Miss to skate by with a 2.0, tailgate your dicks off, drink bourbon until you can’t talk anymore, spout off the Hotty Toddy chant, and party with awesome people like hammered brunette girl with the sneaky good sweater cutters? It’s a no-brainer really.
Watch the entire video here, Follow the Party: A Day At The Grove, from TexAgs TV:
Then she drops the mic…literally, she dropped the fucking mic, which, mind you, she wasn’t even supposed to be holding in the first place. THAT, everyone, is how you execute a perfect gameday interview.
Oh, and how badly does this chick want to wear Johnny Manziel’s jockstrap?
[via TexAgs TV, YouTube]