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Don’t Be A Peasant, Win Big Cash Playing Fantasy Golf This Weekend

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School is right around the corner. That means tons of booze, parties and chances to score fine freshmen females. You’re going to need to the cash to fund your nights of debauchery. Unfortunately, you spent all summer raging your balls off, and are your wallet is light as a result. Lucky for you, DraftKings is holding a contest this week where you can win big time dough.

Enter to win $100,000 NOW FOR FREE

You can enter this special DraftKings contest just for TFM users for a shot at the top prize of $100,000 in their PGA $400K Drive The Green contest. That’s more money than your graduated big brother is making at his entry-level job.

“But I don’t know how to play fantasy golf!” you might be saying. It’s so easy to understand the rules on DraftKings that even I can play, and I’m just the dumbass intern. You’re given $50,000 in cap space to put together a 6-golfer team that you think will score the most fantasy points. That’s it. Easier than taking a test that was in your test bank.

If this is your first time to play with DraftKings, your entry is completely free. If you’ve been crushing it like your boy, then it’s only $3 to enter. If you don’t have $3, then you have bigger problems to worry about, like what life as a homeless person will be like. Imagine all the shit you can do with all that cash you could win. Every girl at your school will be begging to get with you.

The top 34,355 players are in the money. That’s a shitload of people, my friend.

Enter The $400k Contest NOW

Sign up now before the contest fills and earn your shot at free money, or die alone.

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