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Does Your State Have A Lot Of STDs? These Maps Will Show You

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STDs are a real buzzkill. The sight of a red bump on your dick can turn your day upside down. With that in mind, the fine folks at the CDC released maps of the states with the highest STD rates. Here they are:

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A few takeaways from these maps:

1. Just like there are multiple SEC schools in the top 25, there are multiple SEC states among the leaders in STDs. Can we get an SEC chant going?

2. Texas is high up on each STD map. For that, we thank you folks at Tech and Texas State.

3. Apparently, the only things to do in Alaska are to extract oil and catch STDs.

If you live in any of these red states, go get yourself tested. The thought of getting checked for STDs makes me cringe. Having a large Q-Tip looking thing shoved down your dickhole doesn’t sound pleasant, but that’s not going to stop me from “forgetting to put on a condom.”

[via Live Science]

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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