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Does A Hot Chick Riding A Horse Into A Club Make For A Sick Party Or A Party Foul?

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Hot chicks in bikinis doing outlandish shit will usually always turn a party up to 11, whether the bikini-clad babes in question are wrestling in jello or tossing midgets or wrestling midgets in jello or even just tossing back jello shots with midgets. Ok, so basically anything involving smokes with minimal clothing or midgets makes for a sick party.

Back to the smokes though. Sure, bikini-based tomfoolery is all fun and games, but once you get animals involved (see: donkey shows in Tijuana), you enter into that ethical gray area of whether or not the scenario you are witnessing is a sweet party trick or just straight-up animal cruelty.

Now, for one club in Miami, an animal-involved stunt featuring a chick in a bikini, granted while maybe not as ethically questionable as a donkey show, ended up getting them their business license revoked.

From Miami Herald:

Even in South Beach’s sometimes ridiculous party atmosphere, Mokai Lounge took the fun one horse too far.

Miami Beach shut down the nightclub after someone rode a horse into the nightclub, an incident captured on a video that ignited a firestorm when it was posted online.

City Manager Jimmy Morales revoked Mokai’s business license Friday afternoon, citing a threat to public safety and the city’s animal cruelty laws as sufficient evidence to shut down the club, located at 235 23rd St.

Judging from the video footage, it’s clear why the maneuver in this particular instance necessitated swift disciplinary action. But does hottie horseback riding make for a party foul in all circumstances? Should this discourage you from throwing the idea your social chair’s way ahead of that next fraternity formal?

I say no, as long as three requirements are met:

1) The chick riding the horse is a trained horseback rider.

2) The chick riding the horse is at least an 8.

3) No Philadelphians are in the near vicinity. We all know what they do to horses.

[via Miami Herald]

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