Dexter Fowler Adds Fully-Sized Beer Fridge To Living Room To Break Out Of Slump

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Baseball players are a superstitious bunch. Step on the foul line and you’re destined to go 0-for-4, talk to a pitcher throwing a no-hitter and you immediately jinx him, etc. Cardinals outfielder Dexter Fowler is no exception. He’s also got a different method to the madness.

Fowler is having a rough year. The right fielder is batting .155, well below his career average of .265. You know he’s dying to break out. What’s the best way to bust a slump? More swings in the cage? Nah. Hit the video room a bit more? Nope. Fowler is going with the “install a beer fridge” method.

I mean, it’s not the worst of ideas. What do you do when you’re slumping in beer pong? You immediately crush a few more drinks in order to get to that sweet spot. You wanna get exactly drunk enough to have the tunnel vision focus of a cheetah chasing down a gazelle in the dark but not too drunk to where you’re launching shots like Shaq at the free-throw line.

Either way, a full-blown beer fridge in your living room is the dream. Your mini fridge is cute and all now, but, when you graduate, you’re not an alpha unless you’ve got the full-size beer cooler. This is the new standard.

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