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Denard Robinson Was Found “Asleep” While Driving Into Pond

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Denard Robinson

Jaguars “offensive weapon” Denard Robinson apparently fell asleep while driving his Chevy Impala into a pond early Wednesday morning. Michigan fans may remember considering Robinson’s consciousness during a turnover-ridden era in Ann Arbor, highlighted by 5 consecutive passes intercepted in South Bend. Fortunately, neither Robinson nor his lone female passenger were injured.

From ESPN:

Jacksonville Jaguars running back Denard Robinson was found asleep at the wheel by authorities as his car was sinking into a retention pond in Jacksonville, Florida, early Sunday.

A female also was asleep in the passenger seat of Robinson’s Chevy Impala when police officers approached the car at approximately 4:22 a.m. Both Robinson and the passenger had to be assisted out of the vehicle.

As of now, no charges are expected against Robinson, as the investigating officer determined the three-year pro was “not impaired” while operating the vehicle. Denard, who was already in a precarious roster position with Jacksonville after the 2015 2nd round selection of TJ Yeldon and the newly acquired Chris Ivory, has not yet met with team officials according to the report.

I’m sure all of us have simultaneously fallen asleep with a passenger at some point in time while driving, right? Fat chance. As a betting man, I’d put my money on a sinister batch of “special” brownies as the culprit.

[via ESPN]

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