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Earlier today, DeMarcus Cousins fired off an Instagram calling out FOX Sports writer Clay Travis. The photo is a screenshot of one of Travis’s tweets from five years ago, which guaranteed that Cousins will be arrested for “something” within five years. Today is the day. Cousins has yet to be arrested as of this posting.
Clearly, he didn’t appreciate the unfounded assumption and encouraged his followers to “show him some love,” which I believe is slang for “Fuck this guy. He’s an asshole, make his day miserable.” As if having two first names wasn’t bad enough, Travis has been receiving these supportive tweets all day. He’s retweeting everything, and he obviously doesn’t give a shit. The tweets aren’t quite as brutal as some of the shit you guys say to Dorno and and the intern, but here are some samples:
@ClayTravisBGID I hope you get fucked with an AIDS dick, Clay Travis. A nice, long, thick, black AIDS dick. Faggot.
— Huey Lewis (@Would_E) January 30, 2015
@ClayTravisBGID your an idiot
— #SailorGang (@M00N_me) January 30, 2015
Grammar. Check it out, get into it.
Lil Fuck Boy is my new rap name. RT @Jeffro_ALP: you a lil fuck boy for that tweet, a black man most likely fuckin ya wife
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravisBGID) January 30, 2015
I hear that mixtape is gonna to be fire, fam.
While Travis is retweeting and making light of nearly all of these tweets, don’t let him fool you into thinking he doesn’t care — he issued a sort of congratulations/apology video, and he’s donating to Cousins’s charity. Not saying you’re sorry. TFM.
So, based on Travis’s track record, my bet would be on the Patriots. Set it in stone. The day isn’t over yet though, Boogie, so just, you know, don’t fuck up. Actually, please do, because that would make this whole thing that much more hilarious for the rest of us..