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Del Taco Employee Stabs Customer, The Nation Shrugs

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This news isn’t exactly shocking. If you had asked me what fast food employees were the most likely to stab me, Del Taco would have been on the short list. If I had a nickel for every time someone pulled a blade on me at Del Taco then I’d be able to afford a whole shitload of Del Taco. Unfortunately walking into a Del Taco with that much money pretty much guarantees that someone is going to whip out a knife and rob you. It’s the circle of life.

This particular stabbing is interesting if only because for once it involved an argument over poorly made food and not the outcome of a cockfight being held behind the Del Taco dumpsters. I’m left wondering whether the food was truly so terrible that even by Del Taco’s standards it deserved to be called out or if the guy had just never dined at the diarrhea factory before and was thus unaware of what he was in for.

The altercation took place through Del Taco’s drive thru window. After the argument became heated and eventually physical, the employee, Gabriel Villalba, stabbed the customer in the stomach. Presumably this was to demonstrate what a normal Del Taco dining experience felt like.

Gabriel Villalba was quickly arrested after the incident. The customer is in serious condition but expected to survive. Had he eaten the food he might not have been so lucky!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLL!!!!

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