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Dave Mustaine and His Conservative Conspiracy Theories Have Hit a New Low

Dave Mustaine, just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this- and totally redeem the people who call you a moron.

According to Bill Simmons’ Grantland, the lead singer of Megadeth, a group who I’ve never actually listened to, so I’m just gonna go ahead and assume that they’re a 90’s boy band cover act, was up on stage performing a concert in Singapore when he stopped the show to address the audience.

My President…is trying to pass a gun ban, so he’s staging all of these murders, like the Fast and Furious thing down at the border, and Aurora, Colorado, all the people that were killed there. And now, the beautiful people at the Sikh temple. [pause]God … I don’t know where I’m going to live if America keeps going the way it’s going because it looks like it’s turning into Nazi America.

I think I’m going to need a bath.

This isn’t the first time that Mustaine has come out of the closet and announced to the world that he’s an idiot.

Mustaine on the President’s status as a citizen:

Why hasn’t somebody moved to impeach this man? With all of the proof about his birth certificate being fake. And you see the signs in Kenya that say, ‘The birthplace of Barack Obama.’ Hello?! C’mon, guys. How stupid are we right now?

On the First Lady’s relationship with the Antichrist, because…that’s a thing I guess:

[S]he had a black dress on with two red triangles, so she looked like a black widow turned upside down. So there’s gotta be some symbology there. You just don’t wear something like that to some event like that without there being some kind of future message being told.

On starving children in Africa:

Starvation in Africa wouldn’t be a problem if African women would just “put a plug in it” and stop having children.

But this, well this is just a new low completely.

My fellow conservatives, know thy election enemy. It isn’t Barry. It isn’t George Soros. It isn’t even the liberal lapdogs over at MSNBC.

The real enemy that will cripple the 2012 election season for the GOP are the tin foil hat-wearing Glenn Beck disciples, who continue to find impressive new ways to make the rest of Republicans who have a proper chromosome count look like retards.

The rhetoric needs to stop.

Fuck.

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