Patriots Wideout Danny Amendola’s neighbors are a bunch of snooty, bitter, Rhode Island hags. First, they bitched about his temporary carport: a metal structure he puts up to keep his car from getting snowed in.
The offensive carport of Danny Amendola pic.twitter.com/3chxKLZQvs
— Greg Hill (@GregHillWAAF) January 7, 2016
When they whined about the carport, photos of Amendola’s house started popping up all over the web. This allowed scores of loud females to track down his digs and roll through the neighborhood. Now, in addition to the carport, the neighbors are pissed about the endless stream of guido chicks with spray tans and tramp stamps shouting “DANNY DANNY DANNY!” in their nasally Lois Griffin voices out the windows of Rav 4s.
Neighbors like this are a common enemy y’all share with Amendola.
Chances are, your off-campus fraternity house hosts a little get-together every now and then, and when they do, there’s bound to be pledge rides full of loud college girls cruising through late into the night. Hello, noise complaint.
The neighbors have probably filed multiple complaints with the Neighborhood Housing Committee, too. Something about how the Greek letters you put up, as well as the unconscious men in polo shirts laying in the yard, detract from the “colonial aesthetic” of the otherwise quaint and orderly neighborhood..
[via Larry Brown Sports]
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