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Dan Bilzerian’s Latest Party Included Schoolgirl Costumes And A Giraffe Because Why Not?

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Dan Bilzerian's Latest Party Included A Babes In Tiny Skirts And A Giraffe Because Why Not?

It pays to be crazy rich. It’s my turn in the rotation to tackle the latest shit-show party held by the man with the beard, the babes, and the booze. This one didn’t disappoint either. Bilzerian takes a simple idea for a party, throws money at it, and turns it into gold. Literally. He had gold-painted dancers at this thing.

Vin Diesel, Ludacris, Chris Brown, Adrien Grenier, and a few other celebs were there. But most importantly, Dan got a fucking giraffe. Would have been a lot cooler if it was a cheetah. Maybe next party.

Id like to dedicate this video to the 10 people who won the contest, and to my cunt neighbor who keeps unsuccessfully calling the cops, Id like to cordially invite you to lick my giraffes asshole Vidcred Liverichmedia

Posted by Dan Bilzerian on Monday, 20 April 2015

Sucks to be that neighbor. He gets to watch all these babes in skimpy clothing walk into Dan’s only to not be invited so he calls the cops. Sorry, man, but you’re not going to win that battle against Dan and his money. Try getting a real estate agent.

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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