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Dad Disciplines His Son For Wearing Skinny Jeans

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Maybe America will be okay after all. Few things are more amusing in this world than watching idiots try and make a fashion statement by squeezing into pants they have no business being in. I once dressed up as a hipster for Halloween, because it was the most terrifying costume I could think to wear, and even went as far as to try and squeeze into a pair nut strangling jeans. After the sixth or seventh time my car keys stabbed my scrotum (that’s why so many hipsters carry satchels?) I decided enough was enough and shed the pants. I couldn’t even mock a hipster for more than an hour, I still have no idea how they do it on a daily basis. Do they train themselves to retract their scrotes and poles inside themselves? Do they ice down their loins prior to putting on the jeans, to both shrink their packages and numb themselves for the impending pain? I seriously don’t know how anyone does it. Wearing skinny jeans for Halloween would have given me a new appreciation for what these hipsters go through, but there’s nothing to appreciate. They deserve only disgust and mockery.

Anyway here’s the video of the dad berating his son for wearing the stupidest pants of all time. Enjoy.

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