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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Level: Stripping Naked And Sneaking Down Your Chimney

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How to win your man back: work out, change your hair and look better than you ever did when you were with him, ignore his texts and phone calls, hit the town with the girls with your cleavage out and make sure he knows it by posting photos all over social media–shit like that, I think. How not to win your man back: strip down to your birthday suit and Saint Nick down his chimney like a crazy person.

A 35-year-old California woman did exactly that, getting stuck and requiring a team of 23 firefighters to free her by removing part of the chimney’s exterior.

From NY Daily News:

A woman who got stuck inside the chimney of her ex-boyfriend’s home had to be freed by firefighters.

Crews spent two hours carefully extricating the 35-year-old from the Riverside County, California, house’s brick fireplace at 5 a.m. Saturday, reports KTLA.

The homeowner, who chose not to be identified, revealed that the woman is the mother of his three children, that they had recently broken up, and that he didn’t want her inside the property.

I can’t imagine what her plan was had she successfully made it inside the house. Like, “Here I am, babe. Ignore that I’m naked as fuck, bleeding, bruised, have a broken ankle, and I’m covered in soot. I’m ready to work things out, and I’ll do whatever it takes, as evidenced by my willingness to climb down your fucking chimney.” I just don’t see that pitch going in her favor.

Bitches, as they say, be crazy.

[via NY Daily News]

Images via @CALFIRERRU

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. Email:

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