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Crazy College Girl With Big Honkers Brawls At Bar, Bites Off Cop’s Ear, Threatens To Kill Everybody

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Emma Wiley

Emma Wiley, a 19-year-old attendee of Salem State University, is not one to mess with, apparently. Over the weekend, Emma got herself into a little brawl at a Massachusetts bar. The brawl resulted in local police being called to the scene to calm things down. However, when police arrived, Wiley already had herself a fistful of her opponent’s hair and was attempting to toss her ass to the ground while screaming what you’d expect a 19-year-old drunk college girl to scream — that she’d kill everyone if she was touched.

The best part of the story, though? What happened as she was being detained by Officer Jessica Rondinelli, who was serving her first week on the job.

From The Smoking Gun:

As police struggled to get Wiley inside a cruiser, she lunged at the face of Officer Jessica Rondinelli, a rookie cop who has been on the job barely a month. Wiley, cops charge, “grabbed a hold of Officer Rondinelli’s right ear in her teeth and refused to let go.” Rondinelli yelled, “She has my ear!”

Wiley released her bite when Rondinelli, 27, gouged her in the eye. “She bit my ear off,” Rondinelli then told fellow officers. The cop’s right ear was bleeding and had a “jagged chunk missing from the top of it,” according to the report.

As Rondinelli was rushed to a local hospital, Wiley threatened to have “every one of us cops killed,” an investigator noted.

Just went full Mike Tyson on her ass. Interesting move to threaten to kill the cops as well, given recent events. Emma is a wild beast that cannot be contained, which ironically is like her breasts that cannot be contained in her shirt. See exhibit A, via The Smoking Gun:


Wiley, despite all of this evidence, decided to plead not guilty to all of her charges. She just might be the craziest girl ever. Would still probably take out for a nice seafood dinner and never call again.

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[via The Smoking Gun]

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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