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Couple Breaks Up On Delayed Plane, Smoking Hot Blonde Live Tweets The Whole Fiasco

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It’s Sunday night and there’s nothing on TV to help distract you from the fact that tomorrow’s Monday. At least we could hate watch this past season of True Detective. Now nothing. Zilch. Straight up dead period. Thankfully, some dude is helping fill that void and providing top notch entertainment after making the fantastic decision to break up with his girl on a commercial flight, pre-takeoff, and a sexy little blonde number by the name of Kelly Keegs live tweeted the whole thing. Enjoy.

The following contains:

– Strong language.
– Illogical reasoning.
– An overload of hormones.

Viewer discretion is advised.

What a twist! Is Shyamalan writing street performances now?


Just a complete roller-coaster ride. From the lowest of lows to depths previously unimaginable to the human psyche, plane breakup had it all. Are we better for it? Absolutely not, but it helped with the Sunday scaries for a good five or so minutes, and we discovered another absolute dime piece in the girl tweeting, Kelly Keegs.

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Kel, I have a bit of a reputation as a queen-maker as of late. Play your cards right, and the possibilities are endless.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer and Video Guy for Grandex Media. Delco trash. UCF alum. Famous FIJI on Wikipedia. Bit of a gambling problem. Advocate of shipping the homeless to Mars. Email tips to Dan@totalfratmove.com

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