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Along with all the good summer brings, it also brings some not-so-great. The most notable of these unfortunate summer accompaniments? Swamp ass. Men are naturally sweaters (as in we sweat a fair amount; you can’t hold our threads as we walk away), which means summer equals long days filled with not feeling comfortable in our own skin due to incessant clothes chafing.
But it doesn’t have to be that way. Technology has come far enough to where the clothes you wear don’t have to become steel wool once you start perspirating. It’s just a matter of buying the right stuff, and lucky you: you can buy that right stuff right now — from your favorite brands, no less — with a 20% discount during the Man Outfitters Memorial Day sale by using code MEMORIAL20 at checkout. You’ll also get free shipping on all orders over $99 and free returns, so you truly can’t go wrong by placing an order today.
And to help you do just that, here’s a head-to-toe guide that includes a small sampling of what you’ll need to get through this summer if your goal is to not spend too much money and also wear clothes that make it feel like you aren’t wearing any clothes at all.
A great hat from a great brand. Goes with anything.
The vibes this hat puts out made our vibe-o-meter break.
You need to click that link and check out the zoomed-in photos of this fishing shirt in all 4 of its colors. I’ll leave it at that.
Click that link and check out the front pocket on this shirt. So simple, but it oozes class.
This is a hot-ass shirt and you know it.
Take a napple in this shirt and you won’t want to spend time in any other tee.
These shorts can literally do anything, hence the whole “hybrid” thing. Click that link for more info.
You can go straight from the beach to the beachside seafood restaurant in these puppies.
If you’re looking for some swim trunks that are a little more out there, we’ve got you covered. You can check out Rowdy Gentleman’s full line of swim trunks here.
This is summer we’re talking about; nobody has time to tie shoes.