The Louisiana floods have caused havoc for hundreds of thousands of people, but one in particular stands out more than most. Tony Perkins, a Christian lobbyist, has seen his home wiped out by the flooding.
“This is a flood, I would have to say, of near biblical proportions,” he said.
The family had to set up home in a RV motor home.
Mr Perkins has a long and well-documented history of disparaging gay people.
Among Perkins’ (awful) opinions is that natural disasters are sent by God to punish gays. This clearly puts Perkins in an awkward situation, as he now has to figure out who the gay person in his household is. Is it his son? His wife? I mean, it’s obviously not him, right? It couldn’t be. This could get awkward.
I used to think that homosexuality was acceptable and up to each individual, but my opinion has completely changed in the wake of this flooding. The gays are clearly responsible for not only this, but also every other natural disaster. You could make the argument that Louisiana’s low sea level and location in a storm-prone area are why there is frequent flooding in the region, but Tony Perkins and his ravaged home would beg to differ.
If you want to join Perkins in praying the gay away, head right on over to whatever mobile home he’s in..
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