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Chris Cooley Tried to Negotiate a Case of Beer Into His Football Contract

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“Literally, I have text correspondence trying to negotiate a case of beer into my contract,” he told the DC Sports Bog. “They wouldn’t do it. I wanted it in writing so much.”

He was denied the beer by owner Dan Snyder, reinforcing the NFL’s longstanding moniker of the No Fun League. But Chris, you’re a millionaire. Just rent out a bar and invite everyone on the team except Dan Snyder. That’ll teach him to respect your requests a little more next time.

Cooley is the same guy who pulls off this look in practice while still upholding respect among his teammates:



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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. Email:

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