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Chipper Jones is Drunk Tweeting

The People’s Champ figured out how to use that new Twitter machine, which is amazing considering he was finally able to do it while completely hammered. It looks like he’s still hammered, too. If anyone has their drunk Twitter decoder ring handy, please use it to decipher Chipper’s tweet and post it in the comments.

This is Chipper’s 4th ever tweet:

Make sure to follow @RealCJ10 for more hilarity. With his retirement only a couple months away, he’ll have plenty more time to pound Bud Heavy and light up your Twitter feed with gold like this.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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