The People’s Champ figured out how to use that new Twitter machine, which is amazing considering he was finally able to do it while completely hammered. It looks like he’s still hammered, too. If anyone has their drunk Twitter decoder ring handy, please use it to decipher Chipper’s tweet and post it in the comments.
This is Chipper’s 4th ever tweet:
Make sure to follow @RealCJ10 for more hilarity. With his retirement only a couple months away, he’ll have plenty more time to pound Bud Heavy and light up your Twitter feed with gold like this.