Certified Good Boy Lets Owner Sleep Off Hangover In The Middle Of The Street

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Nights of heavy drinking often lead to different paths. Some lead to you waking up on the wrong side of the wrong bed with the wrong person. Sometimes it leads to a drunken Taco Bell adventure where you wake up with a receipt for $200 worth of quesolupas. Sometimes it leads to you skinny dipping in the Atlantic Ocean at 4 a.m. because you lost a beer pong bet and almost get dragged out to sea until a group of dolphins brought you back to shore. That’s what happened, I swear.

Do I regret any of these? Absolutely not. But then again, they were nothing in comparison to this. Like a scene out of the crime against humanity that was the second Hangover movie, a guy ended up passed out and hungover in the middle of the street.

And who was protecting him? Man’s best friend.

We all need a dog like this. He saw his bud had a little too much of a good time the night before and did he judge him and say “you should cut down on the drinking and go to alcoholics anonymous” like my ex-girlfriend? Nope, he held down the fort and let him sleep it off. Plus, I’ve seen very drunk, but I’ve never seen passed out in the middle of a dirt road in an Asian country drunk. All it’s missing is Zack Galifianakis.

What a good boy.

[via Yahoo News]

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Previously known for being the 4th best improv comedian in the state of New Jersey, he enjoyed a brief career in politics by serving on his fraternity's eboard until a scandal not as bad as the Lewinsky scandal, but more memorable than Whitewater lead to his resignation. Now, he spends his time making God awful jokes in chapter meetings, rooting for a shitty New Jersey hockey team, and serving on the congressional committee set to determine whether Oprah Winfrey should be classified as a cult or a religion.

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