Trying to find your pledge brother before the cops do. TFM.
“He needs to slow down.” TFM.
The team on the bicycles in The Sandlot. TFM.
Being significantly tanner after winter break. TFM.
Home field advantage not mattering to the US military. TFM.
Joe Biden breaking out the finger pistol during the President’s Farewell Address. TFM.
Dad sending the family Christmas card to his Jewish accountant. TFM.
Making it clear to a girl who’s clearly out of your league that you’re actually out of hers. TFM.
Over-the-top, Pablo Escobar in Narcos inspired pant adjustments every time you stand up. TFM.
Stats padded. Game lost. TFM.
Dad telling his fraternity stories when Mom is out of ear shot. TFM.
Having to say “Coca-Cola.” TFM.