Speaking fondly of unspeakably awful hazing activities. TFM.
Accusing sorority girls of only using you for your body. TFM.
Only driving 69 MPH no matter what the speed limit is. TFM.
Submitting an excused religious absence request from school for Mountain Weekend. TFM.
Doing cocaine before a meeting and taking a video of it. TFM.
Sorting through the free condoms on campus and noticeably taking only magnums. TFM.
Describing yourself as having a taste for the finer things between pulls of Burnett’s. TFM.
“All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit but look great.” -Patrick Bateman. TFM.
Gronk intentionally missing a free throw to keep his high school basketball team at 69 points. TFM.
My family wasn’t affected by the recession of 2008. TFM.
Telling a group of guys the party is at capacity while letting in their female friends. TFM.
Graduating high school with honors and college in six years. TFM.