“Oh, and pay your fucking dues.”
Having an affinity for drinking on decks, porches, patios, and balconies.
Drinking excessively to celebrate minor accomplishments.
The team on the bicycles in The Sandlot.
Legitimately thinking every girl at the party wants to have sex with you.
“Great guy, though.”
Getting into spring break shape by switching from Bud Heavy to Bud Light.
Your name being used to describe a level of extreme inebriation.
Being sneaky athletic.
Being bad at sports that require natural athleticism.
The celebratory heater after a remarkably mediocre intramural performance.