“Oh, and pay your fucking dues.”
Having an affinity for drinking on decks, porches, patios, and balconies.
The team on the bicycles in The Sandlot.
Drinking excessively to celebrate minor accomplishments.
Being bad at sports that require natural athleticism.
Being sneaky athletic.
Your name being used to describe a level of extreme inebriation.
“Great guy, though.”
The celebratory heater after a remarkably mediocre intramural performance.
Legitimately thinking every girl at the party wants to have sex with you.
Getting into spring break shape by switching from Bud Heavy to Bud Light.
Telling your parents how your “eyes were really opened to Mexican culture” while on spring break in Cancun.