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Excitement is few and far between these days. Food has lost its taste, I’ve grown immune to any type of chemically enhanced stimulant, and the destructive sexual rabbit hole I’ve slid down these past few years has left me an empty shell of the once happy-go-lucky Dan you all knew and tolerated. Even a loaded gun firmly pressed against my coin purse just doesn’t get the needle moving. It breaks my poor girlfriend’s heart.
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