VideosCanadians do Black Friday so wrong. I haven't looked at the news at all today, but I imagine no less than 5% of the U.S. population perished today via stabbings, tramplings, and getting crushed by flat-screen TVs. Most countries would call that a "tragedy" or an "epidemic," but we call that Black Friday, and we love it. Why else would we ruin the latter end of one of our most important holidays in anticipation of it? Black Friday is a day for murdering innocent people over rice cookers, and that's all it should be. None of this clapping, thumbs-up bullshit.