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An hour ago, Jordan Spieth was high on my top 10 list of people I’d like to trade lives with. It goes something like Leo, Tom Brady, Bill Gates, and Spieth. That’s the kind of company he’s in. He’s young, famous, one of the world’s best golfers, rich, has a great looking girlfriend, a long, illustrious career ahead of him, gets to travel the world, and until his hairline retreats much further, he’s a good looking guy.
Like I said, though, that was an hour ago. Now he’s just a schmuck who had a chance with Kendall Jenner and absolutely blew it. And while his life is still pretty sweet, it’s also a miserable, soul-crushing existence — that’s if you are to believe ESPN’s Jason Sobel.
According to Sobel, he was told by Caitlyn Jenner that he (I think I use “he” here because this was when he was still Bruce – it’s all so confusing) once tried to hook young Spieth up with his daughter Kendall. Kendall, as 100% of us know, is the hottest girl alive. Spieth declined because he had never heard of her. Do you own a TV, dude?
Jordan Spieth tells me Caitlyn Jenner (then Bruce) once tried to set him up with daughter Kendall. Said no. Didn't even know who they were.
— Jason Sobel (@JasonSobelESPN) June 3, 2015
Imagine coming home to Kendall wearing nothing but your green jacket. Just one of the possibilities..
h/t Barstool Sports
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