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Owner of the BunnyRanch, Dennis Huff, arguably the United States’ most famous pimp, has taken serious offense to President Putin’s claim that Russian prostitutes are “the best in the world.”
From The Wrap:
The boss of the famed brothel, featured in HBO’s “Cathouse,” told TheWrap that his employees are so convinced that they’re better than their Russian counterparts, they’re willing to prove it.
“BunnyRanch girls are offering Putin a two-hour bondage cage session for some intense discipline,” Huff told TheWrap. “They want to show him just how talented they are.”
Putin gave a press conference earlier this month responding to allegations that Donald Trump hired Russian prostitutes to do some pretty obscene stuff involving the dumping of bodily fluids and some longterm middle-fingering of his predecessor President Obama.
Putin of course denied these claims, but couldn’t resist passing in a jab about how awesome Russian prostitutes are.
Wrong move, Putin.
Like a sleeping dragon, a million American hookers were all roused at once. How dare you disgrace the proud reputation of the prostitutes and call girls of this great nation?
Like Russian Olympic athletes, the sad, potato-fed Slavic sex workers are poor imitations of the true, red-blooded powerhouses of physicality and raw performance that makes up an American hooker. There’s no comparison.
Dennis Huff offering Putin a free two-hour bondage session to show him what our Red, White and Blue ladies can do is the most patriotic thing I’ve heard this year..
[via The Wrap]
Image via Instagram/ @thebunnyranch