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Other lawyers better get their weak ass commercials out of here because Bryan Wilson, The Texas Law Hawk, is busting through.
America’s favorite lawyer, who first lit the internet on fire eight months ago with his amazingly patriotic ad, is back and throwing more heat.
Wilson’s ad drops just in time for the Fourth of July. The ad from the Fort-Worth-based lawyer and graduate of Texas Tech University centers around cops harassing partying boaters — a situation that I think we’ve all been in once or twice while celebrating America’s greatest holiday.
To give you an idea of what you’re about to see, Wilson, who, is in fact, a real lawyer, told the Houston Chronicle, “I thought there was a 50/50 chance I would die on that jet ski jump.”
So yeah, it’s pretty damn amazing.
The ad also features explosions, baseball, a giant lip of chew, chicks dancing on a boat, a jet ski, an anchor of justice, America and, of course, one badass bird of prey.
Alright, let’s get to it already:
I’ve never wanted to salute a commercial more than I do right now.
I would go out and commit a crime just to have this guy represent me.
Can we also talk about that America-themed jet ski for a minute? Where the hell did he find it? And can someone point me toward it? Cause that’s on my short-list of expensive toys that I don’t need but I definitely definitely definitely need. ***CAWWWWWWW!*** ***CAWWWWWWW!*** ***CAWWWWWWW!***
I’m dedicating my next public intoxication ticket to you, bruh..