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Blowjobs Cure Pregnancy Morning Sickness, Awesome Scientists Claim

I always figured that if I had decided to be an idiot and become a scientist, I would have blown (pun intended) all of my grant money on trying to convince society that women need to give more head as a medical necessity. Well, it’s a good thing I didn’t, because some dude named Gordy already does that shit:

According to Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm. But not just any sperm, it should be the sperm of the person who got you pregnant.

This all might indeed be scientific fact, but you have to think that my boy Gordo was just like, “Okay, pregnant women give their husbands a lot of hell, right? How do we fucking fix that?” Also, note that it only works with the guy who knocked her up. Which means, not only does giving your husband dome make you feel better, if you suck anyone else’s dick…you’re gonna barf.

I love science.

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Sterling Cooper

Sterling Cooper is a contributing writer for Total Frat Move and Post Grad Problems. He has never understood why people like sand, and has been in a bitter ten year rivalry with Muggsy Bogues, for reasons neither of them choose to reveal.

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