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I’ve never been to Buffalo, but as someone who lives in a place where it is warm 10 months out of the year, I see a lot of displaced Bills fans. I can attest to the fact that Bills fans drink more before noon kickoffs than probably any other NFL fan base. In the first four games, Bills fans in Buffalo drink to have a good time. In the last 12 games, Bills fans drink to stay warm.
This one drunk as hell Bills fan was having a great time at his tailgate Sunday morning before a tough round of “Dizzy Bat” ended with him slamming his face into a parked coach bus.
Dizzy Bat is a great tailgating game, that’s for sure, but this guy looked a little too old and a little too drunk to be participating in a game usually played by 20-year-olds. Needless to say, it ended exactly as I expected it to — even before I saw a video title or description. This video is great foreshadowing for the rest of the Bills season. Sure, they won yesterday, but you think Tyrod Taylor is going to play lights out the rest of the season after four years of never starting in Baltimore? Doubtful.
I bet the only guy who enjoyed this video more than I did is Bills head coach and notorious foot-lover Rex Ryan. He should reward this guy with some season tickets..