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Billionaire Buys $500k Bentley To Bury In His Garden Because He’s Richer Than F**k

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Look at this motherfucker here:


…and tell me he’s not all business, all the time. Power pants, power coat, power car, power cockatoo perched on his hand next to what I assume is a power bracelet that we can’t see, then throw in the “fuck you” no-tie, and we’re talking about a man to be taken seriously.

This asshole even parks his Bentley on the grass. Does. Not. Give. A. Fuck.

When you’re as rich as Brazilian billionaire ‘Count Scarpa,’ and if you’re awesome enough to go by ‘Count Scarpa,’ you start to get bored with shit. I mean you’ve seen the top of the mountain. You set up shop there, looking down at all the peasants below, and it kinda gets to be menial and boring after a while. You’d begin trying to come up with new, exciting shit to fulfill that void in your life. It’s loneliest at the top, as they say.

That’s why you drop 500 large on a Bentley only to bury it in your front yard. Scarpa says he’s doing it so he can use the car in the afterlife like Egyptian Pharaohs did with their treasures, but the real reason is he’s richer than fuck and wants us all to know about it. Hell, you didn’t know who this Scarpa character was two minutes ago. But now you do, and now you know he has a badass bird and buries half-million dollar cars in his garden for shits and gigs. Mission accomplished.

In a photo on his social network site Count Scarpa stands beside his black Flying Spur, the latest model on the market, with a cockatoo on his arm and writes: ‘I decided to do as the Pharaohs: this week I will bury my favourite car, the Bentley here in the home garden! Bury my treasure in my palace rssss !!!’

He says he’s digging the grave in the back garden of his mansion in Jardins, one of the wealthiest neighbourhoods in Sao Paulo.

On Tuesday, in another photo, sporting a pink tie, with his foot on a shovel, he stands in front of a deep hole with his shining Bentley parked behind him and warns: ‘For those who doubt me, yesterday I already started making the hole in the garden to bury my Bentley! By the end of the week I will bury it’.

Translation: “I’m richer than fuck.”

[via Daily Mail]


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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. Email:

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