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Presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson knows what he’s doing. He recently took the lead in the polls over Trump, and has been steadily gaining momentum that he hopes to keep all the way to February’s Iowa Caucus. What can this success be attributed to? Our boy Benny’s willing to do things other candidates are not — like go to fraternity houses.
— Dr. Ben Carson (@RealBenCarson) October 24, 2015
From Iowa State Daily:
Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson was in Ames on Saturday to speak to Iowa State students and Ames residents.
Carson was hosted by Alpha Gamma Rho and its members, an agriculture based fraternity at Iowa State.
Casey’s breakfast pizza was served at the event, and Carson’s wife, Candy, sang the national anthem for the attendees. The speech was given on the lawn of the fraternity, on a “not too cold” morning in Ames, according to Carson.
It’s such a smart move. As far as college students go, nobody cares more about Republican politics than fraternity men. Don’t bother talking to those hackysacking GDIs out on the quad. They’re all registered pansies and are going to be voting for Vermin Supreme in 2016.
Go straight to the source. Every Republican candidate should. Every one that wants to win, at least. Here are a few reasons why every Republican candidate should speak at a fraternity house:
1. If the guys like you, they can register to vote with their fake IDs too, and you’ll get double the votes.
2. They’ll offer up the services of their pledges to help you build a border wall.
3. Nobody cares what your abortion views are as long as you’re pro-Plan B..
[via Iowa State Daily]
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