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No one likes losing in beer pong, so it goes without saying that games can get a little heated.
From The Smoking Gun:
Liberty County Sheriff Deputy Stephanie Walden responded to the call at approximately 1:20am this morning where several witnesses told Dep. Walden that five men from the Cleveland [TX] area who had been attending this rather large part became upset about losing at a game being played in the backyard of the residence and begun running from the home and firing wildly back at the crowd of party goers.
Deputies identified the suspects as Decoris “Red” Rucker, 24, and Chris “Crazy Chris” Hackett.
Here’s a hint: don’t play beer pong against a guy named Crazy Chris. Did these guys take the L a little overboard? Quite possibly. But we don’t know what they were dealing with. Were their opponents toeing the elbows line so much that they were practically dunking it and then claiming it was in line with the house rules? The house rules guys are the real assholes when it comes to beer pong. They’ll create rules as the game goes on just so they can win. They’re the absolute worst kind of people.
Thankfully, no serious injuries were suffered by the party goers. Two people went to the hospital with wounds to their legs, but they were in stable condition.
What a bunch of bitch asses, though. Just fleeing the scene and firing back wildly? Then again, can you expect much from a guy named Crazy Chris? Red sounds like an upstanding citizen himself, with a record that includes assault, several felony narcotics counts, burglary, and weapons. Maybe if they could actually sink a few shots, they wouldn’t get their panties in a wad whenever they lose. It’s only a game, Crazy Chris. .
[via The Smoking Gun]
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