OU QB Hates That His Girlfriend Goes To Rival OSU, But She’s Smoking Hot So It’s Okay

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OU's QB Hates That His Girlfriend Is An OSU Girl, But She's Smoking Hot So It's Okay

Baker Mayfield is living large right now. He’s the starting quarterback for the sixteenth-ranked Oklahoma Sooners, he’s shown that white kids can dance, and he’s got a really hot girlfriend who happens to be a Division One soccer player, Baillie Burmaster. Unfortunately, she doesn’t play for the Sooners — she plays for their in-state rivals over at Oklahoma State. When asked about it on the Dan Patrick Show Tuesday morning, he said the only thing he hates about her is that she’s an Okie Light girl.

(Head to 5:50 for the response)

What do you do when your girlfriend goes to your rival school? Well, if she’s not attractive or good in bed, you kick her to the curb and find another. However, when she is a babe, then you keep her around, talk some shit about how bad her team is, and hate fuck her when your team loses to hers. Burmaster just so happens to land on the hotter side of the spectrum, so it’s worth it for him.

Let’s take a look at some pics:

Normally, this is where I’d say some snarky remark about breaking up the couple so I can get with the girl. However, I’ve got money riding on OU to win the Big 12 and don’t want anything to mess with Mayfield’s psyche. So Baillie, you have a bunch of hot friends and I’m on the market. I think you know what you need to do.

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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