Awesome Man’s Obituary: Do Not Vote For Hillary Clinton

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The obvious plus to Hillary being elected next year is it means Slick Willy is back at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. We can probably assume his days of sticking a cigar inside an intern’s vagina before putting it in his mouth are behind him, but he’s still Slick Willy, and a tiger can’t change his stripes. And his title would be First Gentleman. That’s cool too, I guess.

Of course, Bill making female subordinates sexually uncomfortable in the White House unfortunately means Hillary will be our Commander in Chief, and that doesn’t sit well with a lot of people, including one fine American who recently passed away.

Larry Darrell Upright, 81, of Cabarrus County, passed away on April 13. He was a loving husband, father, and grandfather. He also “enjoyed golfing, fishing and spending time with his family.” Basically an All-American man. Larry was also “a diehard Republican.”

Larry’s obituary reflects his many great qualities, and his family asks that you honor his life as you cast your vote for president in 2016.

In lieu of flowers, memorials may be sent to Shriners Hospital for Children at 2900 Rocky Point Drive, Tampa, FL 33607.

Also, the family respectfully asks that you do not vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016. R.I.P. Grandaddy.

Do it for Larry.

h/t Scott

[via WSOCTV]

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. Email:

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