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Have you ever wished that you could just go to college, party all the time, never go to class, and still get your degree? Wish no more. Your prayers have been answered thanks to one business-minded Austin man. For only $180,000, you can hold an undergraduate degree in Finance and Business Management from Coastal Carolina, as well as an MBA from Southern Methodist.
Desperate to pay off his student loans, this guy took to Craigslist to post the ad for your newfound education.
A few questions I have for Patty: Are you sure you’re not overvaluing that Coastal Carolina degree a little bit? The SMU Cox MBA degree might be worth around $100K, but that leaves me with around $80K I’m investing in an undergraduate degree. Also, what do you mean by “I am selling my paper degrees, all knowledge, all certifications, and designations that come with my education?” I understand that I will receive these paper degrees, but how does the rest of it work out? Will I now only be as smart as you?
Seems like some sketchy shit for when I go to an interview at the ripe age of 21 already holding an MBA and multiple certifications and designations. Sure, I may be able to bullshit my way out of most things, but I’m pretty sure employers do background checks to make sure you were actually enrolled in the whole school thing. So why do I want to buy it?
This guy will prove to be a genius if some idiot actually buys them. He’ll still have his degrees, and he’ll be richer and out of debt..
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