Austin Beerworks is an Austin-based brewery that makes some damn fine beers. I believe I’ve tried them all. I’ve been to the brewery, too, and it’s earned my stamp of approval. My favorite Austin Beerworks brew is the Peacemaker, which I’m now learning is being rebranded as their Anytime Ale. According to them, “Anytime” means “All the time, like every hour, for days.” Look, guys, we don’t need your marketing tactics to turn us into alcoholics. We can do that on our own.
Anyway, to celebrate the release of their Anytime Ale, Austin Beerworks has created a 99-pack of beer for $99. My calculator tells me that’s one dollar per beer, a hell of a damn deal. According to their Twitter account, the seven-ish foot long pack of beer is a joke, but it’s also real so take this shit seriously.
— Austin Beerworks (@AustinBeerworks) August 24, 2014
How attention-seeking and obnoxious do you have to be to stroll up to a party with this 99-er over you and your boy’s shoulders? I have GOT to get one.
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