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Prayers up to our friends at ASU.
On Wednesday, a semi carrying hundreds and hundreds of cases of Bud Light crashed on a highway near Tempe, Arizona. The result was free beer for nature and a massive shortage at nearby liquor stores.
A tragic situation just all around. One day you’re buying a case for $15, the next you’re having to dip into your trust fund to purchase ten cases at $250 a piece. That’s gonna seriously delay your buyout of the local strip club after you were previously kicked out for getting a tad too handsy. Sure, you could have your dad buy it but you’re a big boy with big boy money and purchasing it by yourself and shutting it down is just a real power move. I mean, you could purchase the joint, give it a good power wash and get the whole operation running, but it’s a strip club in a college town. How good can it be? It’s likely meant to cater more toward low brow kind of people and you just can’t be associated with that. You’re high class. You can’t be in the weeds over here. You start being low class with lots of money and before you know it you’re giving handies to junkies just to get your fix for your imitation crack cocaine addiction! I’ve seen it one too many times.
What were we talking about again?
Right, the beer. Tragic situation. Get better soon, beer..
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