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Are You Alpha Enough To Rescue A Shark With Your Bare Hands?

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Two shark pieces today? Two shark pieces today. If you haven’t read the other one yet, I suggest you do that right after you read this one. It’s an enthralling, erotic tale of one shark’s lustful journey from visions of Shark Week fame to the grim reality of her shark pornography destiny. It’s a fun read.

This story, however, actually happened in real life. A guy by the name of Adam, simply Adam, and his buddies noticed a shark struggling and thrashing in the shallow surf of Jensen Beach in Florida. Adam tore off down the beach and sprung into action, dragging the beast out of the water with his bare hands and freeing it from a fishing line while straddling its back.

I’ve dabbled in marine biology so to me it’s very clearly a 16-foot great white. What an impressive specimen.

Are you alpha enough to do what Adam did? Are you? I know you want to say yes, but if you were there and given this very same opportunity, could you do it? That’s a shark, man. Look at those teeth, perfect genetic engineering. Designed to slice right through flesh. Strong as fuck, too. It’s a shark, man. It’s obviously not a great white, but it’s a fucking shark, dude. A shark.

What kind of shark is this anyway? Is it a black tip? It’s a black tip, isn’t it? I just talked myself into black tip so that’s 100% what it is. It’s a fucking black tip shark.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. Email:

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