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America’s Cutest Drug Kingpin Is The Daughter Of A DEA Agent

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Sarah Furay, a 19-year-old woman living in College Station, Texas, was arrested for allegedly selling drugs on November 6. She was caught packing all kinds of goodies: 31 grams of coke, 126 grams of high grade marijuana, 29 “ecstasy” tablets, methamphetamine, and 60 doses of a drug similar to LSD.

Now, it turns out, she is also the daughter of DEA Special Agent Bill Furay.

From WFAA:

COLLEGE STATION, Texas — The Drug Enforcement Agency has confirmed that a 19-year-old arrested for allegedly selling drugs is the daughter of a DEA agent.

In a statement released to KAGS HD News, the agency’s public affairs officer, Barbara Carreno said, “the DEA confirmed that Sarah Furay, the daughter of DEA Special Agent Bill Furay, was arrested in College Station, TX on charges related to drug trafficking. The College Station Police Department is handling all investigative matters related to the charges. The Furay family is dealing with this private matter as best they can.”

Bill Furay chose not to comment for this story, saying only that it is a “personal matter.”

I would say it’s more than a “personal matter” when it’s your job to put people in jail for drugs and your daughter was selling large amounts of narcotics right under your nose (pun intended). Not that I’m complaining. I don’t know if this girl was a student at Texas A&M, but she undoubtedly fueled a portion of the college’s party scene with whatever poison they could pick.

[via WFAA]

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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