Having your high school football program featured on ESPN in high definition is a huge deal, and it was an honor enjoyed by the students, faculty and community of Spanish Fort High School in Alabama this past weekend. However, if I was a betting man, I’d bet it’s their last ESPN appearance. For a while anyway.
Spanish Fort’s opponent = Daphne High School. Daphne’s school color = purple. Purple = homoerotic tendencies. High school kids = assholes. High school assholes + gay ass purple + ESPN + football + free time =
“Purple? Man, That’s Gay.”
- [via Buzzfeed Sports]