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Adrian Peterson Is A Warrior, Plays Through “Chewing Tobacco” Injury

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Adrian Peterson was questionable going into today’s game, much to the dismay of fantasy football owners nationwide, after the Vikings reported their running back was suffering from a mysterious illness after the team’s chartered flight. Turns out Peterson swallowed a lip during a turbulent ride to Detroit.

I did this before back in high school and was pretty much useless for the next forty-eight hours. Forget stomach viruses or mono, accidentally ingesting long cut straight is a sickness and pain I would wish on no man. Peterson not only being on the field, but currently closing in on a 100 yard game is madness. We’re talking Jordan flu game type of performance. A true warrior of the gridiron.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to Dan@totalfratmove.com

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