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A-Rod Pulled A Big Lebowski, Pissed On His Cousin’s Floor To “Send A Message”

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42. Cobb. The Rookie. 61*. Moneyball. A League of Their Own. Eight Men Out. There have been a lot of memorable baseball movies based on true stories. Whenever the movie about Alex Rodriguez’s life and career is finally made, it’s going to shit on all of them, because no baseball story is ever better than an Alex Rodriguez story. People might argue that Jose Canseco, who did just shoot his finger off while cleaning a gun, is more ridiculous than Rodriguez. It’s a legitimate contention. Still, Canseco does crazy shit for attention. Rodriguez does crazy shit because he is actually crazy. This is the guy who has a painting of himself as a centaur hanging over his bed. While Canseco does things to seek the spotlight, Rodriguez tries to keep all of his insanity under wraps. God knows what other sick secrets are waiting to be discovered in the centaur’s lair.

Apparently one of those secrets is that Alex Rodriguez will piss on your floor if you don’t do what he says. This is according to his cousin and former personal assistant (and alleged steroid mule) Yuri Sucart’s wife, Carmen.

Carmen Sucart, whose husband, Yuri Sucart, is A-Rod’s estranged cousin and alleged steroid mule, blasted Rodriguez for accusing her deathly ill husband of trying to extort the troubled Yankee superstar.

“Alex is an a——.” Carmen Sucart said on Thursday. “He is a bad person.”

She said Rodriguez came to the Miami home Rodriguez provided to the Sucarts in 2010 and vowed to destroy the family if they went public with his use of performance-enhancing drugs. Then he urinated on the floor, she said, as if to mark the house as his territory.

Just picture Alex Rodriguez doing this, and enjoy the rest of your day.

[via The New York Daily News]

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