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A National Registry For The Most Dangerous Group, White Males, Is Now Live

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According to the newly created National Registry of White Males, “white men pose the greatest threat to domestic security for all American Citizens.”

Also from the registry:

As you may or may not know, in America 57% of reported rapes and 64% of mass shootings were committed by white men. 45% of all serial killers are white men. 1 in 3 women will experience some form of domestic violence during their lifetime, and 97% of those domestic violence perpetrators were men.

According to a Newsweek article from earlier this year, Right Wing Extremists pose a greater threat to National security than ISIS, and in the past week alone The Southern Poverty Law Center has registered over 400 reports of hate crimes enacted in the name of the nationalist, racist, and sexist campaign rhetoric espoused by Donald J Trump.


Forget the nation of Islam, our most immediate threat to domestic security is and always has been white, straight men.

That is why I have decided to do my part as a Red Blooded Patriot by creating The White Male Registry. It is a simple google form complete with questions that will help identify just how much of a threat to American security any individual white male may pose to the general public.

So this happened. It’s obviously a response to Trump floating the idea of mandating that all Muslims living in the United States join a Muslim registry, so I’m thinking it’s done mostly in jest but who really knows anymore.

Candace Thompson, the New York resident who created the website, notes that the registry has collected over 5,500 names. It looks like many of them are people just fucking around, though. Nemo Fuccboi signed it. So did Hitler. It’s a real who’s who of white assholes up in there.

[via A.V. Club, National Registry of White Males]

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. Email:

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