60 Lists I Would Never Write


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2. 25 Things I’d Rather Do Than Get A Blowjob

3. 40 Reasons Buzzfeed Is The Premiere Content Site On The Internet

4. The Top 10 Communists Of All Time

5. Rosie O’Donnell Topless (28 Photos)

6. 50 Ways To Show Pledges You Care About Them

7. 12 Reasons Darius Rucker’s Wagon Wheel Is Superior

8. 35 Times Kate Upton Should Have Covered Up

9. Five Reasons “Gossip Girl” is Better Than “Breaking Bad”

10. 25 TFM Trolls I’d Hang Out With In Real Life

11. The 20 Greatest Chasers

12. 30 Reasons High Waisted Shorts Don’t Make You Look Like a Grandma

13. 41 Countries Better Than America

14. 73 Reasons Obama Is The Best President Of All Time

15. 40 Reasons You Should Send Nudes Before She Does

16. 20 Essentials To Keep In Your Cargo Shorts

17. 25 Ways To Frat Hard In High School

18. 55 Reasons Skyler White Is My Dream Girl

19. 12 Ways To Dominate World of Warcraft

20. 30 Reasons Boobs Aren’t That Great

21. 15 Reasons You’re Too Much Of A Gentleman For The Strip Club

22. 20 Reasons Cats Are Better Than Dogs

23. 10 Reasons You Shouldn’t Have Sex On The First Date

24. 25 Reasons You Should Wear A Condom

25. 100 Ways To Make Sure You’re Giving Her Proper Cunnilingus

26. 15 Reasons Why Mixing Scotch Makes It Taste Better

27. 25 Reasons You Should Start Drinking Appletinis

28. 50 Reasons Personality Matters More Than Appearance

29. 42 Ways Cuddling Will Improve Your Sex Life

30. 30 Pointers For Handling Your #GentTip Account

31. 10 Reasons You Should Be Paying Attention In Class Right Now

32. 53 Reasons You Shouldn’t Vote Republican

33. The 24 Hottest Democratic Congresswomen

34. 14 Reasons New Jersey Is The Best State

35. 69 Reasons Size Doesn’t Matter

36. 1 Fun Thing To Do On A Friday Night Besides Partying

37. 12 Reasons SEC Football Is Overrated

38. 60 Reasons You Should Listen to Your Greek Life Advisor

39. 25 Dick Pics She Wishes You Would Send

40. 60 Reasons Butt Chugging Needs to Make a Comeback

41. 30 Reasons To Make The Switch To Android

42. 15 Reasons Bing Is Better Than Google

43. The 25 Best Ways To Contribute To A Group Project

44. 21 Ways To Be More Responsible And Mature

45. 52 Reasons Canada Is Superior To America

46. 35 Reasons Russia Won WWII Instead Of America

47. 15 Reasons To Give Your AR-15 Back To The Government

48. 10 Dubstep Songs I Can’t Get Enough Of

49. 50 Reasons You Shouldn’t Do Drugs

50. 42 Reason Giving Head Is Better Than Getting Head

51. 365 Reasons You Should Make HER a Sandwich

52. 15 Reasons Not To Go Greek

53. 10 Great, Non-Sexual Ways To Get Rid Of a Boner

54. 20 Ways Soccer Is America’s Real Pastime

55. 35 Ways To Implement Gayzing Into Your Pledge Program

56. 50 Respectful Nicknames For Your Sexual Partner Other Than “Slampiece”

57. The 24 Best Things About Having A Foreign TA

58. 18 Emoji’s That Will Get You Laid

59. The 30 Best Anonymous Accounts On Twitter

60. 42 Reasons I Should Stop Writing Lists

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StuffFratPeopleLike (@StuffFratsLike) is a writer for Total Frat Move, and due to his crippling OCD and functional alcoholism he can only understand and write text when presented in a numbered list format. So you’re all jerks for calling him out on it. He is a self described Huguenot, and commands a secret sexual fetish for angry internet comments.

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