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5-Star Running Back Trolls College Football Fans, Names ITT Tech And University Of Phoenix As His Finalists

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Plano (Texas) West Senior High School running back Soso Jamabo (this is not a typo) has his pick of the litter when it comes to choosing where he wants to play football in college.

The five-star recruit recently took an official trip to Austin this past weekend, giving slight hope to a resigned Longhorns fan base that would do anything in the world to become relevant again, including purchasing high school recruits gallons of shots on Dirty Sixth to ensure that they have a good time.

Jamabo updated his recruitment yesterday. He did not show his hand:

(I know what you’re thinking: Devry Guy clearly dropped the ball on Soso’s recruitment. Perhaps DG has lost his edge.)

Jamabo has actually narrowed it down to Texas and UCLA, with Texas being a slight favorite due to its recent success in the recruiting realms of college football and the fact that his family won’t have to spend thousands of dollars every time they want to see him. He will select his school on National Signing Day, a day most college guys take off from class for an afternoon of recruiting bliss or misery.

Don’t be surprised if he puts a bunch of online school hats on the table for his selection. Yes, they make online school hats, I checked. But here is a pro tip: When a recruit chooses a school using hats, you can usually skip the fluff and know which school he’s picking based on which hat has a flat-brim.

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