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22 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

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To celebrate the release of 22 Jump Street on Digital and Blu-ray, here are 22 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines. They’re not as good as Jenko’s “You have the right to… suck my dick, motherfucker!” but they’re pretty damn close.


Yeah, Abigail. Applaud the floppy-scrotumed man’s courtship.


This guy gets it.

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I don’t think this guy understands the intense gravitational effect this would have on our solar system.


Not a lot of things make me want to throw poop at a wall, but the fact that I didn’t think of this line first sure does.


That sounds like a great first date.


I highly doubt she was thinking that, but great save nonetheless.


What he’s trying to say is, he’s an artist.


They had a normal conversation going and she had to make it weird. How inconsiderate of her.


What possible use could this guy have for his reclaimed urine?


Hit ’em where it hurts. The bitches love it.



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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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