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2017 College Football Week 1 Recap: Everything’s Coming Up Rosen

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Oh hey, guys. It’s been a while. You’ll recall I did a weekly college football recap the last two seasons before getting shitcanned going on my 4 month long spirit searching sabbatical living off the exotic lands of Las Vegas, Nevada and Nap-Ah Valley.

Since that cherished time, we’ve all grown as a collective group and learned valuable life lessons (most notably, never put half a year’s rent on the fragile shoulders of UTSA to cover 3 measly point against a “powerhouse blue blood program” like Rice). By some strange and absurd natural force ridding the entire universe of any common sense, I find myself right back in the same saddle that bucked me off last fall.

So what now? Do I put together another insanely long editorial week in and week out only to have you fine folks skip over mediocre to slightly above average jokes in favor of the supporting pictures and videos? In this current Internet landscape? I might as well start packing up my desk into a comically small brown box and get back in line at the soup kitchen before even bothering with that type of timely commitment again. The world wide web is pivoting to video, my friends, and so I must adjust accordingly. I guess that film degree wasn’t completely useless after all, dad.

So without further ado, I give you the new college football recap in a much more digestable form for our attention lacking generation: a minute long superclip.

That’s called job security right there. Endorse a player on LinkedIn when you get a chance for beginner to intermediate (if you’re feeling generous) Adobe Premiere skills.

Hell of a week for your boy, too:

– 4-1 on picks. Overs for days.
– Our CU Buffs did what we’ve become accustomed to and covered.
– UCF pushed FIU’s shit in (Not a given these days).
– And my shameless, metaphoric dick sucking of both Josh Rosen and Will Grier on our sports podcast, Back Door Cover, was validated Sunday night. Bad time for David Sills V to have what had to be his first dropped pass in life. Oh well.

All aboard the Rosen Express.

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Special thanks to Tailgate Guys, Hiball Energy, and Natural Light for supporting the TFM tailgate this weekend at the Texas-Maryland game. You can follow us all season long @Backdoorcoverpodcast on Instagram and submit photos and videos for your chance to win the Natural Light Tailgate Contest. Tailgate Guys hooked us up with a dope spot Saturday and we’ll be there all season long. Tailgate Guys makes tailgating extremely easy and they run game days on 16 campuses nationwide.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

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