12 Jameis Winston Signs You’ll See On College Gameday

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Florida State’s golden boy, Jameis Winston, was recently cited for stealing crab legs from a Tallahassee Publix. College football fans from the Pac-12 to the ACC will have something to say about, whether it’s on the Internet, at the bar with friends, or via a handheld sign appearing behind Lee Corso’s head on ESPN.

Below are the 12 signs you’re going to see on ESPN’s College Gameday.

1. Jameis Is Shellfish

2. Jameis Knows Crabs

3. Free Shellfish University

4. Jameis has crabs

5. Publix security has SEC speed

6. Pinched at Publix

7. The National Title is now up for crabs

8. Jameis fought the claw and the claw won

9. Publix plays better D than Auburn

10. I’m gonna take your mother, Mrs. Winston, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again

11. Dungeness Winston

12. Crab legs and football, that’s what Jameis does

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email:

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